10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen