10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts