10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.