10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier