10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..