10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.