10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --