10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer