10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.