10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from