10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave