10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..