10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "No river, no fish."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003