10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike