10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes