10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- You have to piss with the dick you have