10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- im going to 2 out you to death