10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."