10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.