10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'