10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."