10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!