10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- It's Free To Fold...