10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.