10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.