10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine