10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.