10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Fold and live to fold again
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz