10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Why not, when some because there are three.