10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim