10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?