10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)