10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson