10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."