10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• It's Free To Fold...
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.