10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Fold and live to fold again
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.