10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- It's Free To Fold...
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."