10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine