10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• It's Free To Fold...