10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.