10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim