10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.