10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss