10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Welcome to kicker school
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.