10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.