10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Fold and live to fold again
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.