10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-