10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.