10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway