10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- The all-in play works everytime but once.